A receptionist at Acme Financial and Retirement Consultants hands two people helmets. Receptionist: Your adviser recommends you wear these throughout your planning session.
Get ready for the crash. Don’t forget every nickle you pour into that retirement that gets sent to some rich guy’s pocket won’t get taxed because that is unAmerican to charge someone on what they stole from you fair and square.
It fascinates me how the news is explaining how much the average American is loosing in his IRA. So I lost a couple thousand. The 1% are loosing millions.
Why is this happening? Well, experts tell us it’s the low oil prices. These are the same experts who, a couple of years ago explained how rising oil prices were strangling the economy.
And it’s the economy in China. I understand this one: that’s where all the American factories are located.
The 1% are reaping what they sowed and I don’t feel sorry for them at all.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
If you wait that long to start planning, you are too late. I started in my 30’s. The sooner you start the easier it is.
Mr. Blawt over 8 years ago
Get ready for the crash. Don’t forget every nickle you pour into that retirement that gets sent to some rich guy’s pocket won’t get taxed because that is unAmerican to charge someone on what they stole from you fair and square.
kaffekup over 8 years ago
No, the helmets are just for when you start banging your head against the wall. You’ll pass out before you barf.
dflak over 8 years ago
It fascinates me how the news is explaining how much the average American is loosing in his IRA. So I lost a couple thousand. The 1% are loosing millions.
Why is this happening? Well, experts tell us it’s the low oil prices. These are the same experts who, a couple of years ago explained how rising oil prices were strangling the economy.
And it’s the economy in China. I understand this one: that’s where all the American factories are located.
The 1% are reaping what they sowed and I don’t feel sorry for them at all.