Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 27, 2016

Is this poor time management by the guard, or poor man management by Rodney?

Spook does get company now and then.

The joke is almost as bad as the artwork.

This is why non-self-incrimination was included in the Bill of Rights…

Not a very good defense.

I Had the Right to Remain Silent…But I Didn’t Have the Ability

Ron White

Like that famous line by Ron White where he was told; “I waz told by the cop that I had the right to remain silent………but I just didn’t have the ability !”

The Chain of Command is a little suspect if the Sleeping on Watch problem goes from Rodney straight to the King!

I once had a MGySgt who had been a golden gloves boxer and had held the Marine Corps pull up record. In a defensive position in Vietnam, he once ran out of ammo. When the Sergeant of the Guard came to relieve him, they found him next to a pile of dead Viet Cong with their throats slashed. Once, he went to relieve a guard and found him asleep. His solution was to pick him up and throw him off a nearby cliff. You don’t sleep on a guard post unless you want the enemy to kill you and everyone you are guarding.

I do like the return to the more classic art style and storylines. I was quite tired of Wizard and the dragon.

It’s like he’s telling the King he wants to die tonight!