Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 22, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    no, son, you gotta work with Pops here

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    x_Tech  over 8 years ago

    Tony’s question today is…wait for it.“Do you ski?”Heck no. I don’t even get within a country mile of snow.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    If God intended us to go sliding down snowy mountains while trying to stand on two feet, we’d have been created with runners for feet.

    And much thicker bones.

    Same goes for little wheels on my feet, or skate blades.

    I can see that Elliot skates, though.On very thin ice.

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    paha_siga  over 8 years ago

    I’m just wondering whether my 9mo would be content to be tied to my back while I ski.

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    Steven Wright  over 8 years ago

    And for me no I don’t ski, don’t like the snow, there’s a reason I live in the Sacrament valley instead of the Sierra Nevada Mts.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Bev…. I meant to thank you for the cold remedies…..

    And yeah… I actually have used Southern Comfort for cough syrup, cos that’s exactly what it tastes like… and it works.

    When I was….um… 21, of course…. and just getting my first taste of liquor….. I didn’t like it much….Somebody mixed me a Comfort Collins….yech…. but (and I cringe to admit it) I liked it…. cos I was only (cough) …er… 21…. and it was mega sweet.So when I made my very first couple of forays into a bar, that’s what I ordered.

    My brother, three years younger, somehow found out…and when HE turned 21, and for the next…. oh…. maybe TWENTY YEARS, bought me a small bottle of Southern Comfort every year, for my birthday or Christmas.

    He NEVER saw me order the stuff, or drink it…actually, while not a teetotaler, I barely drink anything alcoholic anyway, and never alone…so the last thing I want for Christmas is liquor.

    I tried polite hints; I tried telling his wife…I never wanted to hurt his feelings.I gave some away; I used some on fruitcake…and I kept the smallest bottle in the bathroom for cough syrup.

    One day he looked for something under my kitchen sink…. and apparently saw several dusty bottles….

    No words spoken…but it was the end of the Southern Comfort delivery train….

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    Plods with ...™  over 8 years ago

    Used to ski…..in my youth, I used to race for the HS team. Taught the kids how. Then got transferred to the Midwest where everything is motorized cuz there are no mtns to speak of. Now, not so much.

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    llong65  over 8 years ago

    do I ski? I can’t even skate without falling down.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Nope!

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    Ratbrat  over 8 years ago

    Do I ski? To quote a comedian years ago (can’t remember who), I would rather sit in the deep freezer, break my legs with a tire iron, and light money on fire.

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    elysummers  over 8 years ago

    Do I ski? Used to, back in the day. Grew up in Denver. Good times.

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    GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I don’t do winter sports, unless drinking beer while watching football is a winter sport.

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    Bob.  over 8 years ago

    First time skiing I almost broke a leg. It ended up black and blue from my knee to my ankle. Such fun!!

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    Jkiss  over 8 years ago

    Living in the Midwest, it was hard to find a mountain to ski on growing up. In my older/younger days a gentleman created a place called Hidden Valley where he made his own snow and ski slope. I tried to ski once and unlike Bob I almost broke another persons leg. Had a heck of a time getting back up the little hill on that darn tow rope too. It kept slipping out of my gloved hands. I had to rely on having a bigger guy behind me to buffer my slippage. Not exactly a comfortable situation so to speak. At least for me……

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    Perkycat  over 8 years ago

    No skiing for me. I never had the desire. Not a fan of anything to do with snow. I don’t think Elliot will be doing any skiing either.

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    Retired Dude  over 8 years ago

    The best part of skiing is sitting in the lodge sipping hot rum drinks . . . so, no, I don’t ski but I HAVE sat around a ski lodge sipping hot rum drinks.

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    Laynegg  over 8 years ago

    Do I ski? Won’t risk it…I broke my arm just walking out a door. Nope won’t risk it. Nope. Nada. No Way. Uhuh.

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    ladykat  over 8 years ago

    Do I ski? HE!!, NO!

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    QuietStorm27  over 8 years ago

    Since I can’t stand snow (even though I was born during a big blizzard) and I broke my elbow trying to rollerskate I’ll have to say no…never tried it, never will.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Used to, until I had a close encounter of the tree kind! Ripped my left knee open and I still have the scars. Come over some time and I’ll show them to you!

    Gave my equipment to my brother in law. Come to think of it, I haven’t heard how he made out on the slopes…

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    Marathon Zack  over 8 years ago

    I love skiing, but since there’s no snow where I live (If they predict an inch of snow, everyone goes into a panic), I don’t get to very often.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Haven’t been snow skiing or water skiing in years, but have kind of done both. Snow skiing is more like sliding down the mountain on my tush. Water skiing is more like swimming.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Seriously, that is the question, “Do I ski?” Ser

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