Earl is whatever you call it when someone is just beyond lazy. Only has the strength to eat and sleep and watch TV!Wait a minute! I think there might be one of those living here!
I knew someone who could be sitting on anything, a purse, scizzors, tv remote, and he claimed he didn’t feel it. He couldn’t get up for anything. He was only in his 30’s :p
Rumball over 8 years ago
Better hope he butt-dialed an ambulance service.
nosirrom over 8 years ago
Must have eaten beans, beans, the musical fruit.
cubswin2016 over 8 years ago
This looks like trouble with a capital T.
linsonl over 8 years ago
And that rhymes with P, and that stands for phone,
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
Serves you right… Don’t ever sit in the master’s chair.
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
Earl is whatever you call it when someone is just beyond lazy. Only has the strength to eat and sleep and watch TV!Wait a minute! I think there might be one of those living here!
abbybookcase over 8 years ago
liar liar pants on fireand playing the tune “burning…”
Number Three over 8 years ago
What about when Earl passes gas?
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tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 8 years ago
I knew someone who could be sitting on anything, a purse, scizzors, tv remote, and he claimed he didn’t feel it. He couldn’t get up for anything. He was only in his 30’s :p
MauiMia over 8 years ago
You guys are EXTRA FUNNY today!!!