The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 21, 2018

Nasty Public Scandals of the TCSTHAFED cast: You won’t believe #1. I mean, I’m writing this bit, and even I’M having trouble believing the stuff I’m making up about these characters. You may think all that “Prince Harry secretly marries Melania Trump… for the second time!” BS might be tough to buy, but that’s just peanuts compared to stuff I’m thinking about fabricating here.

There will be both pimento, and cream cheese finger sandwiches at lunch.No treble.

Definitely my last comment TODAY! Yes today, not yesterday tomorrow.

This must be approaching a record, this must be approaching a record, this must be approaching a record (ad nauseam)

omg i cant wait to see tmr’s comic! ;)