Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 13, 2016

So after 25 years, I’m “off the beach” and “On to Berlin”?

She’s just a wee bit too close for comfort there, in the second panel.

Breezy must be thinking of the “little death”.

I hope we get the ‘villian-crashes-the-wedding’ storyline. I really do love those.

don’t listen to them….nanananananana……..

I do not comment very often here because I cannot help but to think the stupid humor is classless (believe me each day I waist some time reading internet trash)… but I must say I have been married to my sweetheart for almost 36 years. She has been the pin in my grande, the cap in my e-cord (only another hardrock miner would understand), the cream in my coffee, TOP OF THE LINE wife, friend, homemaker, mother and a superb little farmer. She is still as pretty as ever and I adore my gal. Through the years I have busted some heads for insulting her, disowned our kids for not respecting her (at times) …………. my point here is that if you marry the right person life can be bliss. I do not know dan but I’d bet he has been married several times and is not now.

R.H. has become another one of my bad habits.

just sayen

We saw “Saving Private Ryan” ….. The beach invasion lasted 15 minutes not 30 and if anyone is in a marriage like that …………….. get out and run like heck, life is too short to constantly torment one’s self with a bad relationship.

So, I guess this is his idea of changing his mind about marriage and babies and Breezy and Rip ………. with the internet this site can be seen each day by 6.24 billion people and only a few ……………………….. there I go again trying to ride a dead horse while I have a perfectly fine F250 super duty sitting in the driveway …… go figure …

I think Rip and Breezy should have a wedding like the one a couple of years ago in the “Judge Parker” strip, where the wedding was held in a Mexican jungle and was attacked by Romanian arms dealers (who had been shafted on a deal by the bride’s gun-running father) who parachuted in from a helicopter and kidnapped the groom’s mother, until the bride pulled a knife from her wedding gown and tied one of the attackers to a tree! I can so see a similar jungle wedding for this couple!

Well, that’s ONE reason for it, anyway…