The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for October 02, 2022

If it were a dime or larger, nary a word would be heard..

I don’t believe that conversation ever happened

The phone call will be a message left, "We found your nickel; If you want it back, bring a dollar to cover the handling fee.

The penny was discontinued here in Canada; the nickel may be next!

What happened to “Find It”?

this makes no cents

….so if Burl sniffs the cushion, he’ll figure out who it was……..

What, you’re not going to put in a bank until he inquires about it? .0013 percent interest is nothing to sneeze at.

Well someone has to compensate Burl for his disappointment. He was plundering the sofa looking for cast off M&M’s and caramels for potential fuzz removal before eating. It will shortly occur to them that they had better not just ask Dale if he lost a nickle. We all know the answer to that one. They will ask if he lost “anything,” and if he happens to say he lost a nickle, they will demand to know the year of minting and if it was heads or tails.

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Finders keepers, losers weepers…

When I donated my sofa, I found a full set of car keys and a house key, and it didn’t belong to anyone who ever lived in my home. That will forever be a mystery.

Dale will probably day it is his

Keep digging Burl… you might find an old DOT or Gummy Bear…!