If you watch the home shopping channels you know that nobody wears “clothes” anymore; we all wear costumes. At least, that’s what it would wind up as if you followed their advice on what to wear. (4" patent leather pumps with ripped jeans??!? PLEASE!!!!)
I remember reading a “Humour In Uniform” story in Reader’s Digest many years ago. The story was that there was a platoon of soldiers out on practice manuevers, on the way back the comanding officer decided that his men had done so well that he would treat them to a meal at the local McDonalds. They all walked into the restraunt still in their gear and placed their orders at the counter and when the comander went to pay for everyone the counter person waved him off and pointed to a sign that said everyone in costume got a free meal on haloween, and that’s when the comander realized that it was October 31 (he’d lost track of the date while they were out in the field).
Little Caesar over 4 years ago
“Because with you, Halloween is redundant.”
InTraining over 4 years ago
$10 worth of Ho Hos and Ding Dongs… times 4…!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ha ha HA……!!!!….
orbenjawell Premium Member over 4 years ago
Howzabout Collegeville Costumes of those people. Sell like hotcakes, right?
paranormal over 4 years ago
They didn’t read the fine print: One coupon per family. Minimum purchase of $50.00. Valid on meat and produce only.
dogday Premium Member over 4 years ago
If you watch the home shopping channels you know that nobody wears “clothes” anymore; we all wear costumes. At least, that’s what it would wind up as if you followed their advice on what to wear. (4" patent leather pumps with ripped jeans??!? PLEASE!!!!)
patlaborvi over 4 years ago
I remember reading a “Humour In Uniform” story in Reader’s Digest many years ago. The story was that there was a platoon of soldiers out on practice manuevers, on the way back the comanding officer decided that his men had done so well that he would treat them to a meal at the local McDonalds. They all walked into the restraunt still in their gear and placed their orders at the counter and when the comander went to pay for everyone the counter person waved him off and pointed to a sign that said everyone in costume got a free meal on haloween, and that’s when the comander realized that it was October 31 (he’d lost track of the date while they were out in the field).