Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 04, 2015

Sap!……… I’m joking, I’ll do anything for my cats, they rule….Hey with one cat you’re a partner….With two cats you’re the help….

Isn’t that the truth.

That’s what they want you to believe. In reality with a single cat you are the help, property, 24h provider and they even own your soul.

A true cat person!

The saying goes, “Dogs have owners, cats have staff.”

I ran them on the track at school. Dogs will do this to your face.

Have you ever seen a lap dance?

As a tiny hillbilly in the Ozarks I believed that cats were female and dogs were male based on their behaviors.

O kindly souls! I implore your help with today’s “Mother Goose and Grimm”! (Available at grimmy.com ) Um, I don’t get the point of the joke. (I don’t get what rhymes with “nap,” either, but that’s ok.) Thanks to anyone who can answer. I’ll write a bon mot for you, if I can think of one.

“Lap” fits the riddle.

Cat’s love laps especially if they love you

It works with house rabbits, too! We’ve had the pleasure of bunnies company for 17 years. Five of them. Five different but sweet personalities. Did you know that the rabbit is the third most popular pet? They are easily house broken! (This is about where my non-bunny loving friends eyes begin to glaze over.)

A dog looks at his owner and thinks, “This person feeds and shelters me he must be a god.”A cat looks at his owner and thinks, “This person feeds and shelters me I must be a god.”

Nothing works for our cat but going to bed with her snuggled in.