Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 07, 2015

Wait a second…!

It’s time to take a stand.(but you better bring it back)

Here’s a question: Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

Met that guy once. Wouldn’t give me the time of day.

What’s he getting so wound up about?

You can try to read a book of matchesBut that won’t make you smart.You can stare into the face of watches,But time will only break your heart….

Elvis Costello

Employee: “Boss, I have a suggestion.”Colleague (whispered): “You’d better watch it!”