Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 11, 2015

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    Argythree  over 8 years ago

    I hate doctors who don’t want to listen to anything their patients want to tell them…

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    Rob Rex  over 8 years ago

    If he really had appendicitis he wouldn’t be smiling. I’ve seen what it does to people.

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    brewingbiker  over 8 years ago

    argythree -there is a difference between a patient telling a doctor about the problem, and the patient telling the doctor his own diagnosis (and often even dictating treatment).

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Doc, please turn off autocomplete.

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    Wren Fahel  over 8 years ago

    I have a friend who is a nurse, who HATES Web MD. She says that people would come in with the most basic symptoms, and try to tell her that they have some drastic disease that has a mildly similar – but not the same – symptom!

    Side note: my husband had appendicitis, and I agree with Rob Rex.

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    steampower  over 8 years ago

    Why not put Fink on that table and do some surgery with abutcher knife?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I love the drug commercials that tell you to tell your doctor what he should do. My doctor went to medical school and I didn’t, so why should I do his job which I don’t know how to do anyway.

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    thirdguy  over 8 years ago

    You should never go to either a Dr. or a mechanic and tell them what is wrong. If they treat/fix what you tell them to, and you still have the problem, it is only your fault.

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    cubswin2016  over 8 years ago

    This is the perfect way to deal with hypochondriacs.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    And we all know if you found it on the internet, it must be true, right?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 8 years ago

    Develop Autodocs capable of diagnosing and treating the 10,000 most common ailments, then build 100 million of them for starters.Have them updated as improvements are developed.They never get drunk, distracted, old, shaky, demented (unless hacked and that is why hacking should be stopped) or sleep.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 8 years ago

    I work in the Quality Department of a New England hospital as a data analyst. Doctors are NOT omniscient. The government forces them to spend more time filling out paperwork (or computer screens) than they actually spend with patients. And most of them don’t have enough time to spend reading up on the latest developments in their specialties. Use the Internet sites, such as WebMD as a starting point for questions to ask your doctor. If your doctor isn’t interested in answering your questions, walk out and find another doctor.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    It’s Veteran’s Day today, folks…

    I have my Dad’s burial flag, dog tags, hat, and medals in a display case on top of a bookcase beside me! He is long gone now, but I will never forget what he sacrificed for our country, and the rest of the free world…

    May God Bless all our veterans!
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    siredonnthedragon  about 2 years ago

    Probably looking up how much he makes on the diagnoses. Especially false ones like the last 2 years …

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