Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 22, 2015
November 21, 2015
November 23, 2015
Transcript:
Norman: Dad! There's a big spider on the floor of the living room!! Ralph: So get rid of it! Norman: I'm afraid of spiders! If I try to swat it, it might crawl up my shirt and bite me!! Ralph: Well, then use the vacuum cleaner! Norman: What a good idea! Why didn't I think of that? It's no use! He's too fast!! Bam! (x3) Ralph: ... Sigh...
therese_callahan2002 over 8 years ago
I can relate. I’m arachnophobic, too.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 8 years ago
That sucks!
shamino over 8 years ago
You’re wearing shoes……
zippykatz over 8 years ago
We like spiders; either we leave them alone or help them outside.
route66paul over 8 years ago
The lady down the street was upset because her hall seemed to have a lizard in it every day. My wife went to check it out. Every time she saw the lizard, she would pull the vacuum cleaner out of the hall closet and vacuum the lizard up.That poor lizard
rekam Premium Member over 8 years ago
Norman was standing behind the door when the brains were passed out, or he just said “No Thanks, I’ll pass.”
whenlifewassimpler over 8 years ago
Man, this kid is just a moron, be belongs with the gal in Flo and Friends……
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 8 years ago
Perhaps they should get a Roomba to vacuum the spiders.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)The lizard in that house is a green iguana (Iguana iguana, one of the easier to remember, like bison and gorilla) which are vegetarian.