Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 29, 2015
November 28, 2015
November 30, 2015
Transcript:
Poncho: Okay, I've got the least 'fragrant' breath, so I'll go on top. Boomer: Poo Poo, you can be a slipper. Poncho: Droolia, you're extra flatulent today, so we're gonna keep you near the back. Poo Poo: I'm too little to be on the bottom. Hudson: Well you can be a toupee! Boomer: Tuck your tags into your collars so they don't jangle! Poncho: Hudson! Stop chewing the hands! Hudson: I can't get this button done up. Poncho: Droolia's drooling on my head! Boomer: Everybody pull together! If we pull this off, we'll be kings! Poo Poo: Table for one, please. Poncho: Ugh, of course it didn't work! Who wears wide-brimmed fedoras anymore?
Argythree over 8 years ago
I guess a man with four small dog feet showing under this coat might wear a wide brimmed fedora.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Dang. So close at the All-You-Can Eat-Buffet, and a fashion faux paw trips them up.
up2trixx over 8 years ago
I had a bullmastiff. Wonderful dog, best disposition you could ever ask for (he was a big sook). He was always extra flatulent. Always.
erin.adamic Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well, to give them credit, if that were a person, it/he/she does resemble the sort of person who would be seen at an all-you-can-eat buffet …