Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 25, 2015

@Tony“Are you on a diet?”If beer, pizza, burgers, fries, chicken, pork ribs, and beer is a diet then yes.

I think I prefer this to the LEGO car.The purpose built pizza delivery vehicle.

Calm down you guys…I think I may have found you a compromise….I’m not sure they deliver, though…I’d better call and ask.

As for a diet…of course I’m on a diet…everybody is on some kind of diet….whether it’s a weight-loss diet or not.

Mine just happens to be the seafood diet, of course…You’ve all heard of that one, by now…

I seefood and I eat it.

Drat, I haven’t had a donut in 34 years. And don’t tell me there are gluten-free donuts. They aren’t donuts, they are fried bread, gummy sweet bread. ACK.Oh what I would give for a Dolly-O french twist donut with pink icing…….

Oh! Donut pizzas…

How can there be any calories in donut holes?

No I’m not, but then I don’t do donuts or pizza.

Diet? Most of who are on one, should take a look behind them selves! LOL!

Are you on a diet?

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@Tony“Are you on a diet?”

Donuts can be part of a diet, can’t they?

Just be sure to drink DIET soda with your donuts. They absorb all the calories.

Uh. ..Bev. . That’s so nice of you. .. i ..well. . I…… don’t know quite what to say. ..

@Tony Not so much a diet as a lifestyle change, I admit that I’m still working out the kinks.

@Beviek Why? Just why?