Eno: I've never noticed this warning on the side of beer bottles before. Fang: What's it say? Eno: Warning: This product may cause you to think you're good a singing karaoke.
Too bad it doesn’t say This product DOES NOT make you a good at singing Karaoke. We may be spared hearing a few people who should not be heard singing.
Being “good” at singing karaoke is entirely beside the point. Regardless of vocal talent, anybody who sings karaoke while sober, and is TRYING to sound good, takes themselves too seriously.
comicgos almost 14 years ago
Does it mention only idiots would be drinking a beer that has a warning about karaoke singing ability on it?
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
You can just imagine what a great voice Eno has.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Too bad it doesn’t say This product DOES NOT make you a good at singing Karaoke. We may be spared hearing a few people who should not be heard singing.
ksoskins almost 14 years ago
I’ve heard of beer goggles, but now we are presented with beer hearing aids.
WoodEye almost 14 years ago
If you put it to your ear you can hear the hops.
lazygrazer almost 14 years ago
It should also warn him about an impaired sense of beauty around closing time…
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
This product may produce an unrealistic view of your own attractiveness.
cleokaya almost 14 years ago
Worst of all it may make you want to listen to karaoke.
bald almost 14 years ago
that warning always told me i could dance, until i watched a video someone took at a party i went to
OMG that is when i quit drinking
rotts almost 14 years ago
Again, who’s this baby66boy?
olmail almost 14 years ago
in my bar days all my friends had instructions from me. if i ever started singing in public, i was not to be allowed to drive home.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Being “good” at singing karaoke is entirely beside the point. Regardless of vocal talent, anybody who sings karaoke while sober, and is TRYING to sound good, takes themselves too seriously.
James Lindley Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The other bottle said “This product does NOT make you appear sexy, no matter what you think.”