Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 11, 2015
October 10, 2015
October 12, 2015
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac official preview of the 2000 olympics by richard thompson rats opening ceremony - the ioc ceremoniously takes a break from fighting various inctments to declare these games open and - hey! who wrote that there? dodgeball - a u.s. vs. norway grudgematch! watch out! it's "contusion city!" or as they say in norway, it's "oofaborg!" men's synchronized team urinalysis - points for urine color, uniformity of volume & overall lack of bovine growth hormone. dog grooming - switched channel to animal planet by mistake. sorry. guy: be-ah doughy pink guy drinking beer in the outback - might be a commercial instead of an actual sport. closing ceremony - trio of mascots (syd the platypus, millie the spiny ant-eater & olly the kookaburra) ceremon-iously carried off & eaten by dingoes.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
I guess I missed that on TV….
pumaman over 8 years ago
A dingo ate my mascot!!!!
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Was still trying to remember which city had the Olympics in 2000, until the last two panels.