Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 07, 2015
October 06, 2015
October 08, 2015
Transcript:
Alien: I hate my life on this provincial farm planet! I wish there was a way for me to escape its banal gravity well. Sweet. Robot: Mister tiny farmer? Our sensors detected intense longing at this location. Was that you? Alien: Yes! Yes it was me! Robot: Fabulous. You owe the standard thirty dollar interstellar wishing tax, how would you like to pay?
jon creator over 8 years ago
Today’s alt text: “The Wish Patrol accepts all credit cards and functioning visceral organs.”
k.payne1701 over 8 years ago
How about with a baseball bat?
emptc12 over 8 years ago
In future, to “wish upon a star” will require pre-payment on your Galactic Express card. Don’t leave your planet without it!
Funny_Ha_Ha over 8 years ago
Talk radio for subsidized farmer