Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 07, 2015
Alien: I hate my life on this provincial farm planet! I wish there was a way for me to escape its banal gravity well. Sweet. Robot: Mister tiny farmer? Our sensors detected intense longing at this location. Was that you? Alien: Yes! Yes it was me! Robot: Fabulous. You owe the standard thirty dollar interstellar wishing tax, how would you like to pay?