Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 04, 2015
September 03, 2015
September 05, 2015
Transcript:
You shouldn't marry for beauty. You should marry for brains. Why? Beauty fades quickly. You say you get married at 25. You get maybe 25 years of beauty. If you go for brains, you get, like, 45 years before that fades. Are there any features that don't fade? Oh, sure. If I were your age, I'd be into a check with U.S. treasury bonds.
Ida No over 8 years ago
Being into 20-year-old chicks married to 85-year-old filthy rich husbands works, too.
Olddog1 over 8 years ago
T bills don’t pay squat.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
Seriously for what qualities do blind people marry? Maybe we should all spend a few years without sight.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
I have always appreciated your thoughtful comments. You seem kind of down in the dumps these days. Aren’t you feeling good? You might like the six Campbell – Moyers interviews “The Power of Myth,” available on Moyers’s website. I just finished watching the DVDs and even printed out the transcripts. Aum…
Ida No over 8 years ago
That’s why she marries him old. He dies in a couple years and the prenup expires.