Matt Bors for September 01, 2015
Transcript:
News Anchor: The stock market is crashing! Don't panic but all money is probably worthless. News Anchor: Wait - it's recovered already! America is strong! News Anchor: No, it's down. It's over. This country is over. News Anchor: China owns everything! News Anchor: Or do they? The DOW closes up! WHUMP News Anchor: This system makes sense.
Cerabooge over 8 years ago
The rich land on the cushion. For everyone else, it’s bricks..Love that last panel. I still remember a few years ago, when the DOW went up a few thousand points in what seemed like no time. I saw no reason for that rise then, and I see no particular reason for the plunge now.
Tarredandfeathered over 8 years ago
Actually, reports coming out of China say that their Factories (Thanks Apple) have polluted so Much of the country that they are on the verge of the Worst Environmental Collapse since the Dinosaurs got wiped out..When some of their Rivers got so polluted you could use the Water to Kill Roaches, some of those factories began Drilling Holes in the ground and pumping the toxic waste underground..Oh, Wait, where did you say the Drinking Water was located?.
Anweir88 over 8 years ago
The nation run by the Communist Party is a Republican and Libertarian goal? Who knew?
tledovsky over 8 years ago
Just change that golden cushion to a golden parachute; that is the reality.
zachary.stucki over 8 years ago
Thanks to the Fed’s policies of QE the stock market isn’t really a fair indicator of economic health, but rather just an expensive study on stock market confidence. It would be going up regardless, because of the monies that are being poured into it by the Federal Reserve.
rossevrymn over 8 years ago
Doesn’t Borsish recognize his own?