“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” (Steven Wright):If Horace mixed that “energy coffee” with Jolt Cola, would it destroy the space-time continuum?
If you’re brewing coffee with an energy drink, I suggest you boil the drink in a kettle and use a pour-over cone. Coffee machines don’t feel too well after energy drinks go through their systems.
CYGNUS X1 over 8 years ago
Bring your clean underwear! You’re going to need it!
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
I wonder how that would taste? I might try it sometime…
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
A helmet won’t be enough. Probably need a full set of body armor…
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” (Steven Wright):If Horace mixed that “energy coffee” with Jolt Cola, would it destroy the space-time continuum?
DavidHurley Premium Member over 8 years ago
Dear LORD, no!
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
If you’re brewing coffee with an energy drink, I suggest you boil the drink in a kettle and use a pour-over cone. Coffee machines don’t feel too well after energy drinks go through their systems.
bmonk over 8 years ago
Wonder what Doc T’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee would appear as.