Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 07, 2015

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richard's poor almanack - by richard thompson your exclusive dream previews for september 8 - 13 8 ziinngg palin: gotcha! oop: hoonk! sarah palin shows you how to hunt down and kill a moose using only your hair. you thank her. 9 a crazed yukon corneli-us chases you all night with a pickax, demand-ing silver & gold. 10 if mccain wins, todd palin will put the star on the nation's christmas tree. this thought keeps you awake all night. 1 a flying, or a falling, dream. just you and 700,000 red, white and blue helium balloons. 12 john: my bffs john mccain stops by to demonstrate his new, more relevant, style. like he'll not say "my friends" anymore. 13 sarah palin & dick cheney go hunting and bag 5 moose, 20 polar bears, 327 quails, 8 lawyers and opus the penguin. you awake in a cold sweat. just like always.