So nobody’s dying, and he has time for a cocktail…? Good, because I worry about him, what with all the people dying around the world, he must be pretty busy…Unless maybe there are a lot of them…Like Santa Clauses?…Are there a bunch of Grimm Reaper helpers?
Well, technically it’s “Closing Time” they take very Seriously.Last Call is 15 Minutes before “No More Drinks on the Bar”. Chug it or Lose It time..That’s because, in the state where I live, even One drink still on the bar One Minute after the legal Closing Time can Lose you a Liquor License that cost as much as $300,000.Just for the Piece of Paper. Then you need an actual Bar and some Booze to sell..Yeah, most places around here take Last Call VERY Seriously. .One of my favorite places back when I was “Young & Foolish” had a Great way to get that last drink off the bar.Instead of “Last Call”, they had Breakfast Call.About 20 minutes before Last Glass OFF the Bar, they took orders for Breakfast. they served your choice of Pancakes, Scrambled Eggs, Sausage Gravy over Biscuits or French Toast. Or a Combo.All served with a Huge Mug of nice Strong Coffee.And a Very Small price tag. Cheaper than a Beer..They kept the Breakfast Kitchen open for at least 2 Hours after the Bar shut down.You even saw the occasional customer coming in Just for the 2 AM Breakfast..No one will never know just how many Lives were saved by them giving the customers a couple hours to Sober Up with Pancakes and Coffee before driving home..
phylum over 8 years ago
makes a good case for a designated driver….
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
Don’t order a bloody Mary.
keenanthelibrarian over 8 years ago
He’s just come in from reaping the grapes of wrath.
Varnes over 8 years ago
So nobody’s dying, and he has time for a cocktail…? Good, because I worry about him, what with all the people dying around the world, he must be pretty busy…Unless maybe there are a lot of them…Like Santa Clauses?…Are there a bunch of Grimm Reaper helpers?
MickMaus over 8 years ago
Sir Terry Prachett has a good take on the reaper.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
You don’t have to go to the light, but you can’t stay here.
Darryl Heine over 8 years ago
Back to new episodes following Summer rerun mode 2.0.
Less Monday... More Friday over 8 years ago
Too Funny!
Diat60 over 8 years ago
Ouch!
Arianne over 8 years ago
Bravo!
dabugger over 8 years ago
Where is the bar tender? Or is that. . .?
Al Nala over 8 years ago
Illogical is what we are. You should be used to it by now.
jahoody over 8 years ago
where’s the bartender?
Varnes over 8 years ago
Dogsniff, whiteheron, Bruno, you guys crack me up…..Your comments are a scythe for sore eyes……….
Rarely528 over 8 years ago
Communication problem: Phrase has two equally correct interpretations depending on where you are sitting. It’s the elephant again.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 8 years ago
That’s why I leave 10 minutes early.
milesj8 over 8 years ago
It might be better than a hangover!
bmonk over 8 years ago
At last call they cut them off immediately?
Tarredandfeathered over 8 years ago
Well, technically it’s “Closing Time” they take very Seriously.Last Call is 15 Minutes before “No More Drinks on the Bar”. Chug it or Lose It time..That’s because, in the state where I live, even One drink still on the bar One Minute after the legal Closing Time can Lose you a Liquor License that cost as much as $300,000.Just for the Piece of Paper. Then you need an actual Bar and some Booze to sell..Yeah, most places around here take Last Call VERY Seriously. .One of my favorite places back when I was “Young & Foolish” had a Great way to get that last drink off the bar.Instead of “Last Call”, they had Breakfast Call.About 20 minutes before Last Glass OFF the Bar, they took orders for Breakfast. they served your choice of Pancakes, Scrambled Eggs, Sausage Gravy over Biscuits or French Toast. Or a Combo.All served with a Huge Mug of nice Strong Coffee.And a Very Small price tag. Cheaper than a Beer..They kept the Breakfast Kitchen open for at least 2 Hours after the Bar shut down.You even saw the occasional customer coming in Just for the 2 AM Breakfast..No one will never know just how many Lives were saved by them giving the customers a couple hours to Sober Up with Pancakes and Coffee before driving home..