La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 18, 2015

Who are “la migra” and who was Selena?

Biting creature on the border and a nasty broad.

All this isn’t actually out of the realm of possibility, since here are some things folks in the US said in 2013 they preferred to Congress: lice, root canals, used car salesmen, cockroaches (you go, Cuco!), and traffic jams. Oh, and Donald Trump.

more popular, or better liked?

She was the head of her fan club and Selena caught her stealing.

Trump’s ‘stated’ policies are not much different from the other Republican candidates. He’s just more visible and vocal about them.

And, like all candidates, he never mentions that someone is hiring illegals.

Ahhhh… I don’t she is a lady.

Trump could care less.

Hey, GoComics! Why Aren’t you guys getting your act together and cleaning up the comments section so we don’t post twice when we hit the Submit button???

From yesterday:- BlackHammaUBA said, about 23 hours ago

@spaced man spliffChancla is a sandal. The brown leather ones to be more specific. But in this instance a flip-flop will suffice because you can get those for $1.00.-I thought the Spanish word for sandal was “El Sandal”

Coincidentally, Selena’s murderer (Yolanda Saldivar) died in her prison cell just yesterday.