Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 08, 2010
June 07, 2010
June 09, 2010
Transcript:
ralston: when was the last time you went on patrol? captain: whaddya mean? I go on patrol all the time! Ralston: you've been in this bar all day! captain: I just got back from patrol five minutes ago! Ralston: I don't mean checking out the chicks by the pool table... captain: what else is there?
ksoskins almost 14 years ago
You got to fight crime where you find it.
Jml58 almost 14 years ago
And flag spam where you see it.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
“That chick turned me down. Now that’s a crime!”
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
“Hey, baby, the way you walk you’re breaking my heart. Now that’s a crime!”
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
“Wanna go home with me so I can make an arrest?”
“Wanna see my squad car?”
Bad news is, this can go on all night.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
DOC The transmission is weak. What about ladies in dark back alleyways.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
What about checking out a lady’s dark back alleyway? Bending over a pool table + X-ray vision = quite a view (if that’s what you like…)
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Tunnel vision, Fritz.