PreTeena by Allison Barrows for February 26, 2020

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    dwane.scoty1  about 4 years ago

    “Hmmmm……I wonder what it would been like if, like Tess & Hugh, we had girls 1st?”!

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    asrialfeeple  about 4 years ago

    Sibling love.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 4 years ago

    Why put her baby in another room?

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    sjsczurek  about 4 years ago

    And the joy has gone out of Mom’s face.

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    nbwddd  about 4 years ago

    Lisa & Our life is so confusing,Bart: No reason and no rhyme.We’ve got this funny feeling,Getting old before our time.Gimme what ya got,Gimme what ya got,I know what ya got,Gimme what ya got.Lisa: What kind of love brings such confusion?Bart: Shuts out the sun and kills all glee.Lisa & What are these blues we’re here to tell you?Bart: It’s sibling rivalry.I don’t want to share,want to make you nuts,Gimme what ya got,Gotta have it all.Bart: Sometimes I see her doing homework,Lisa: I’m working hard all by myself.Bart: And who can stand a happy sister.Lisa: He hates I don’t require help.Back: Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.Bart: I put a spider on her shoulder.(Back: Oh, ya, wooh.)Lisa: I’m not aware that it is fake.(Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh.)Bart: I ask her what the heck that thing is.(Back: Eeww!)Lisa: I turn and start; I scream and shake.(Back: Scream and shake!)Bart: Whhhhhhhy does it feel so good?My dear old fun?I know it’s wrong to feel so mean,But, you shoulda heard her scream.(Back: Ooh ooh, ooh)Bart: Ha ha ha haa. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.(Back: Ooh ooh, ooh)Bart: Aah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.(Back: Ooh ooh, ooh)Bart: Ha, hahahaha. Ha haa.(Back: Ooh ooh, ooh)Bart: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha hahahaha.Lisa: I am not blameless in this equation.Bart: She likes to talk over my head.Lisa: Poor Bart, his trials and tribulations.Back: Poor Bart.Bart: Before a test she makes me dread.Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh.Lisa: ‘Cause I predict that he will fail.Back: Gonna flunk, woo-ooh.Bart: I chase her down when she is right.Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh.Lisa: When I refuse to just turn tail,Back: Hold your ground Lisa.L & B: We have our most outstanding fights!Back: Outstanding fights!Lisa: What kind of love brings such contusions?Bart: All these band-aids the world can see.Lisa & What is this shame we’re here to tell you?Bart: It’s sibling rivalry.Lisa & A brother and a sister,Bart: We’re trying not to boast.But we can’t help believing,That we’ll always be this close.

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