The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 08, 2010
June 07, 2010
June 09, 2010
Transcript:
Tin Man: I'll have the cheese fries, extra ranch, two hot dogs, a bacon cheeseburger, an extra large milkshake with sprinkles and... boy, you're ugly. The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
No brain, either.
i_am_the_jam almost 14 years ago
Oi…
MontanaLady almost 14 years ago
Cholestrol?????
fredbuhl almost 14 years ago
Cholestrol, schmolestrol. He’s got nothing to clog up. It’s perfect.
ksoskins almost 14 years ago
The grease from that food will keep him well lubed.
jnik23260 almost 14 years ago
Sounds like what I lived on in the halcyon days of my youth!
osceola almost 14 years ago
Dorothy was sorry she was back in Kansas.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago
a disadvantage of a remark like that is that she might, she just might put something on his burger he didn’t request
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago
that’s not Kansas; It’s in color
LKD almost 14 years ago
A moment later: “I’ll get him…” :: waitress dials phone:: “US Army? There is a robot ordering food in my diner, can you collect him? Thanks. I’ll keep him busy for 10 minutes, of course.”
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 14 years ago
And yet the Oz pictures on the wall are black and white.
Anandgyan almost 14 years ago
I’m still cracking up!
jpozenel almost 14 years ago
He must have a hollow leg, or two.
Ushindi almost 14 years ago
Sit in a bar with her for a few (or many) hours, Woodsy - you’ll be AMAZED how desirable she actually is!
Dirty Dragon almost 14 years ago
Four cans of WD-40, and she’ll look like at least an eight.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I’m surprised he didn’t order chops.
old_MK almost 14 years ago
Oh, Coyoty, that was AWFUL!!!
coffeeturtle almost 14 years ago
this is great!! haha!
(and she IS ugly!)