Monty by Jim Meddick for July 23, 2015
July 22, 2015
July 24, 2015
Transcript:
In the field you utilize all available materials. Mud makes great camo for night ops and cools th' skin t' disrupt infrared night vision... Dig in, bro!... I'll take your word for it... C'mon brother... Y'gotta get deep in the mock if y'wanna defeat the enemy... Jarvis, have Herberto bring a flat of organic potting soil and a case of Perrier out to the East Terrace...
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Organic potting soil??!
That’s the stuff with the rotted compost, bat guano, and worm castings!
I think you want some sandy, sterile, inorganic “potting mixture” from the dollar store.
The stuff that can’t support plant life and that no self-respecting worm will try to eat.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
I think Sedgie’s ex-Seal D.I. is headed for disillusionment. Sedgwick is too soft for serious hide-and-seek!
Armitage72 almost 9 years ago
Mythbusters tested using mud to conceal your body heat, using “Predator” as the basis. Your body quickly warms the mud, so it becomes useless within a minute or two.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Every time he bring up Herberto, it cracks me up. I doubt it his real name.
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Organic potting soil and Perrier, hhmmmm….it’ll be an interesting “field” in which Sedgwick conducts his “ops.”
Starman1948 almost 9 years ago
Top of the morning everybody-——-Sedgie, just isn’t in to au naturale.-——-Have a prosperous day my friends.
Stingy McDuck almost 9 years ago
I love Sedgie’s expression. He always looks so unfocused.
StepYaGameUp almost 9 years ago
Bring back Monty Please!!!