Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 15, 2015
September 14, 2015
September 16, 2015
Transcript:
All my barnacles
Barnacle 1: You mustn't leave me!
Barnacle 2: I'm sorry, darling, but Chet is starting to suspect something.
Barnacle 3: Hey what's going on here?
TV producer: “We like barnacles, that’s a great demographic, but nobody’s making soap operas any more. How about a competition show? Dancing with the barnacles … naah, maybe Are you smarter than … naaah … Well, let me put together some focus groups and we’ll get back to you, OK?”
Ida No over 8 years ago
A salty tail.A tale of salt.
John Falstaff over 8 years ago
TV producer: “We like barnacles, that’s a great demographic, but nobody’s making soap operas any more. How about a competition show? Dancing with the barnacles … naah, maybe Are you smarter than … naaah … Well, let me put together some focus groups and we’ll get back to you, OK?”
Mister Will over 8 years ago
Why did the French people put Marie Antoinette under the sharp blade of the guillotine?…To scrape the barnacles off her hull.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
Is that Barnacle Bill? “Who’s that knocking at my shell?”