Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 08, 2015

I know lots of people who do a bad impression of a human.(I’m not talking about you @gopher.)

That’s amazingly accurate.

Whenever you encounter a new species, it’s prudent to determine where who thinks who is on the food chain.

How come those creatures speak worse English when they’re imitating the beings that actually DO speak English???…must be a ‘public schools’ joke in there somewhere.

after a childhood of alien movies, i know that humans only come to kill you

So THAT’S who translates the instruction manuals!(Must be from the planet IKEA)