Matt Bors for June 02, 2015
May 26, 2015
June 09, 2015
Transcript:
FUN ALERT: Some scientists have created an exo-suit for millenials to be like Iron Man an old person with limited mobility and bad eyesight. Woman: Practical! Now a bit wary of gays AARP That old person smell Speak up, sonny! Creaky joints Increased awareness of own mortality The idea is to "start a conversation" about aging, but conversations go two ways. Olds need a robo-suit to fully understand millenial life. Man: I feel spry! Trophy for existing Non-stop selfies Man: Hashtag! Meme generator Actually there are no good jobs Student loan payments power the suit
Tarredandfeathered almost 9 years ago
Does it have the feature where Congress periodically Pulls the Plug and the suit shuts down?.
Michael Peterson Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Thus does Bors destroy the stereotype of the millennial as whiner..Now somebody hand him a Kleenex and his binky.
Michael Peterson Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Thank god it’s not serious enough for the Millennials to have to, y’know, show up to vote or something so Last Century.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I love the Trophy For Existing! That is about right.