Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 17, 2015

From “Squirebucks”?

Don’t eat the shells.Well one or two would be OK if you have a severe iron deficiency,

To quote Terry Brooks… They are crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside.

Knight time snack

From the HotPockets FAQ:

Q: Can the crisping sleeve be reused?A: We do not recommend that the sleeve be reused because it was not designed as a permanent container. Unless you’re making a sculpture out of them and if you do, post this picture to our Facebook page.

Update…Now wrapped in a flour tortilla…

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

you don’t have to outrun the dragon. you just have to outrun the halfling

Discworld will never be the same. RIP Sir Terry, we miss you

i will always mourn the loss of terry pratchett. however, ms. altes said terry brooks, a different fantasy writer