The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 10, 2015
May 09, 2015
May 11, 2015
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: I have big news, Gladys, and you're going to be the first to hear it! Brutus: I'm sick and tired of being the Born Loser at work - the brunt of everyone's jokes and ridicule! Brutus: Well, I've made up my mind and I'm committed to changing my fortunes! Starting today, things are going to be different! Brutus: I woke up early, but fully rested...took an invigorating shower...put on a crisply pressed suit...ate a nutritious breakfast... Brutus: And now I'm leaving for work thirty minutes early! Gladys: But... Brutus: No buts about it, Gladys, it's settled! Look out world, here comes the new Brutus Thornapple! Gladys: But this is Sunday!
Argythree about 9 years ago
Oy…
jinxandme about 9 years ago
Somehow, this seems so familiar……..
Egrayjames about 9 years ago
You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t. (stolen from John Prine)
crazyliberal about 9 years ago
And it’s Mothers Day Brutus!!
rgcviper about 9 years ago
Congrats on fifty years! Here’s to your next fifty, too …
gregkokko about 9 years ago
Congratulations on your 50 years!! I’ve always loved the Thornapple “Coat Of Arms”!!
davefiedler Premium Member about 9 years ago
I can just feel it. Brutus’s next 50 is gonna be different. He’ll put on more weight! Keep up the good work. Love the strip.