Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 14, 2015
April 13, 2015
April 15, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: This girl at school is mean to me for no reason. Mom: Just ignore her. Dad: It builds character. Mom: She isn't worth getting upset about. Dad: She's just insecure. She's jealous of your awesomeness Mom: WE think you're cool. Dad:I can talk to her dad. Mom: Did we suggest ignoring her, yet? Phoebe: I'm just going to Google this.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 9 years ago
They didn’t say, “Introduce her to Mr Fist.”I guess that’s to their credit.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
Why not use Yahoo! Answers? There’s bound to get various solutions (though the trouble is picking the Best Answer).
R.U. Kidding about 9 years ago
Forget Google, Phoebe. Where do you think the parents got all those lame suggestions?
Katsuro Premium Member about 9 years ago
“Just ignore her”? In what parallell universe does that actually work?
Lyons Group, Inc. about 9 years ago
Okay this question is going be asked again today because it was ignored yesterday by comic strip’s creator, and is you Dana: Is Phoebe a representation of yourself?
Ratiocinator about 9 years ago
Congratulations, Phoebe’s parents! You are the new holders of the world record for “Greatest Amount Of Useless Advice Crammed Into A Mere Three Panels Of Dialogue”!
djhaisell Premium Member about 9 years ago
Because ignoring someone always works. Telling your kid to ignore bullies is just the parents’/school’s way of ignoring the problem and hoping it will go away.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Good talk guys.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 9 years ago
We have to realize this is kind of a reboot. If you’ll recall last Halloween Dakota and Phoebe are somewhat friends.
BloodMoonDragon13 about 2 years ago
Unhelpful parenting advice? Go to Google! The “most reliable” source on the Internet!