Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 18, 2015

We’re selling at skeleton prices!You don’t have to dig deep to find a bargain here!

Uh oh!

Obituaries… is he lonely, looking for a date?

All that used stuff! That price had better be really good for such decayed goods….(And who or what is that reading the obituaries, anyway?)

I read the obituaries every day. Some day, I’m going to see my name there!.I’ll stop reading then…