Police Officer: The bitter cold and snow have cause the crime rate to drop! But that doesn't mean the streets are safe yet! (he looks at a Wanted poster for Punxsutawney Phil for "failing to disclose the true hell that was coming."
A long time ago, then Philadelphia mayor Frank Rizzo claimed that the streets of Philadelphia were safe — it was the people on the streets that made them unsafe.
braindead Premium Member about 9 years ago
A long time ago, then Philadelphia mayor Frank Rizzo claimed that the streets of Philadelphia were safe — it was the people on the streets that made them unsafe.
Dtroutma about 9 years ago
PHIL!! Bring me that snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moosemin about 9 years ago
There are enough guns out there! We’ll hunt down that liberal rodent in no time!
Random Nick Premium Member about 9 years ago
I suspect that the rodent knows more about meteorology than the nitwits on television.