Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 31, 2015

It’s always better to charge than be charged.

HE’S GOT A GUN

You take away his charge card.

Another oldie comes to mind, the punchline ofwhich I can’t deliver here. It is, “How do you keep an elephant from stampeding?”

Unless of course, he is charging you of a crime.

Is that really a gun or is just happy to see her?

That’s one nasty case of rhinovirus!

I don’t think Rhinos have tails like that, do they?

says neverenoughgold about 1 hour agoI don’t think Rhinos have tails like that, do they?-——-Yes. Maybe a little shorter though.

She can’t win. If he is a Rhino, he will charge. If he is a Doctor, he will charge…

You take away his credit card! Doh!

Shocking… positively shocking!

I don’t get the white coat. Anyone care to explain?