Listen, it would take, at the very least, 5 gallons of cream to fill in the dimples on Verl’s body.And who wouldn’t like to smell like…..er…..deodorant for….um..personal areas? On purpose?Somebody should put a bag over Jerry’s head,
The paper bag just can’t do the whole job. But then, a gallon of Summer’s Eve wouldn’t begin to address the girls’ other problem. (But it would probably improve the smell of Jerry’s mustache.) And they are so right. Beauty is indeed only skin deep, and were they skin-deep beautiful, they’d still make a locomotive take a dirt road after five minutes of conversation. .And sorry, girls. Dimple cream ain’t gonna do the job on those craters. The hard vacuum of outer space, maybe. But no mere cream. .Wait a minute, Where’s Dale? And there’s a Vogue missing. Wait. Didn’t Dale take it into the bathroom 20 minutes ago?
Wow. MeGoNow has gone to places that even I won’t go! I’m impressed, but just don’t bring back any souvenirs from that expedition.All this talk of coverings for things and HazMat juice has me all a-flutter, particularly since we got to talking about Jerry. I didn’t know they made a “cover” small enough for him. Perhaps a finger cot? And considering his other problem, one with a splint in it?Perhaps we should institute “Downton Abbey” rules when talking about congress in Crustwood. Even though they don’t talk directly about it, the testosterone is swirling about our knees. The only character who seems to be our in the cold is poor Thomas. (And maybe Isis.) Even Mosley and Carson are in the game. And the girls! where were they when I was young?
Joy says beauty is only skin deep, but I’ll bet she judges a buffet by its appearance. .Poor Verla, fishing for a complement from Jerry, but she doesn’t get a bite.
Since I’m on this Downton Abbey tear, here’s a bit of trivia. Violet, the Lady Dowager of Grantham, had a fling (?) fifty years ago in Russia with Prince Vasili Kuragin, who has suddenly reappeared, much to her consternation. Fellowes is having fun with us because Prince Kuragin is a character in Tolstoy’s “War and Peace.”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Listen, it would take, at the very least, 5 gallons of cream to fill in the dimples on Verl’s body.And who wouldn’t like to smell like…..er…..deodorant for….um..personal areas? On purpose?Somebody should put a bag over Jerry’s head,
x_Tech over 9 years ago
Verl’s saying “give me one too, in case Jer’s falls off.”
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
Burl ’n Jer……WHAT a dynamic Phew-Oh!!
Oh, and add, “try to actually lay off the Ho-hos & Ding-dongs for 30 consecutive days” to that list!!
youngcpams over 9 years ago
Jack Benny said a good make-up job begins with a base of plaster of Paris .
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
The paper bag just can’t do the whole job. But then, a gallon of Summer’s Eve wouldn’t begin to address the girls’ other problem. (But it would probably improve the smell of Jerry’s mustache.) And they are so right. Beauty is indeed only skin deep, and were they skin-deep beautiful, they’d still make a locomotive take a dirt road after five minutes of conversation. .And sorry, girls. Dimple cream ain’t gonna do the job on those craters. The hard vacuum of outer space, maybe. But no mere cream. .Wait a minute, Where’s Dale? And there’s a Vogue missing. Wait. Didn’t Dale take it into the bathroom 20 minutes ago?
mikie2 over 9 years ago
Wow. MeGoNow has gone to places that even I won’t go! I’m impressed, but just don’t bring back any souvenirs from that expedition.All this talk of coverings for things and HazMat juice has me all a-flutter, particularly since we got to talking about Jerry. I didn’t know they made a “cover” small enough for him. Perhaps a finger cot? And considering his other problem, one with a splint in it?Perhaps we should institute “Downton Abbey” rules when talking about congress in Crustwood. Even though they don’t talk directly about it, the testosterone is swirling about our knees. The only character who seems to be our in the cold is poor Thomas. (And maybe Isis.) Even Mosley and Carson are in the game. And the girls! where were they when I was young?
imnormal over 9 years ago
Joy says beauty is only skin deep, but I’ll bet she judges a buffet by its appearance. .Poor Verla, fishing for a complement from Jerry, but she doesn’t get a bite.
brussell6 over 9 years ago
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
shamest Premium Member over 9 years ago
Galls it is not the models fault you are fat and don’t want to try
mikie2 over 9 years ago
Since I’m on this Downton Abbey tear, here’s a bit of trivia. Violet, the Lady Dowager of Grantham, had a fling (?) fifty years ago in Russia with Prince Vasili Kuragin, who has suddenly reappeared, much to her consternation. Fellowes is having fun with us because Prince Kuragin is a character in Tolstoy’s “War and Peace.”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m still laughing!
Nicholas Taylor over 9 years ago
a flag works better than a bag …..