Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 17, 2015
January 16, 2015
January 18, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy, it's Rip! Did you get hold of your real Mom? Breezy: Yes, she's fine, thank goodness. She'll be visiting soon. Where are you? Rip Haywire: I'm about to enter an old mill to catch the woman who disguised herself as your Mom in order to kill me! Oh, and I'm Sheriff of starlight again. Breezy: Good. I thought you looked dreamy in that uniform. TNT: Uniform? Did Rip finally get a mall cop job? Breezy: TNT, be quiet, Rip is Sheriff again. TNT: Sweet Lordy, Lord! Noooooooooooo! Rip Haywire: It figures this is the only abandoned mill in the county with crystal clear cell reception.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Stop milling around and go find that faker.
Not Me over 9 years ago
Rip would make one Bad A$$ mall cop.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Was TNT howling that last word of denial?
B LeCren over 9 years ago
I snorted my coffee thinking about Rip as a mall cop on a Segway!
Ken in Ohio over 9 years ago
I wonder if the opened tin can on the crate means anything, like someone has been hiding there for enough time to need something to eat? (See, it pays to read Dick Tracy, he was always observing things like that!)
DorianKTB over 9 years ago
LOL! Dan, using the lumber mill gag never gets old! Have a great MLK Weekend!
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
And just as TNT was getting used to the life of a retired police dog.
ericbrower over 9 years ago
PREDICTION: As soon as Rip finishes saving the day, Breezy’s uncle will fire him again and give the job back to Rodeo. (Remember, he got the job because he was so easily bought.)