My brother & I would say “Jinx! Pineapple!” I think it came from us saying that at the same time once.
Nor does she have 10 pounds to spare
I don’t usually include how long I have been with my wife during introductions.
I think it already happened at the Bra Fitting arc
This is my life, Me and 4 females. Got the toilet thing down, Do what I am told and always have money in my pocket. My life if pretty darn good.
Tops would not fit.
I have a hard time finding my hair.
Why are dumb blond jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them.
I had a pizza shop located next door to a combination VHS movie rentals & 1-hr film development. They obviously had an eye for trends.
The most interesting man in the world?