FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 11, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    You’re fired, Hephaestus. Zeus can make his own lightning bolts. (Kazap Jason back, Paige, before Andy catches you and punishes you wrongly.)

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 9 years ago

    By Jove! Cut it out.

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    kakiman1010  over 9 years ago

    My Kinda Guy

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    Pretzelcoatl  over 9 years ago

    “Don’t tase me, bro!”

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    QuiteDragon  over 9 years ago

    Do you have a reference on that? I had always believed it was Vulcan/Hephaestus who did and the quick search I did seems to bear that out.“As a smithing god, Hephaestus made all the weapons of the gods in Olympus.” – Wikipedia

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    Aaberon  over 9 years ago

    No matter how carefully I try to groom and dress and prepare my clothes, I look like a rumpled lint collector 4 to 6 months out of the year.

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    JonDoh  over 9 years ago

    My older brother used to bully me a lot until I figured out I could get even with him while he slept. First thing I learned to do was “kazap” his ear while he was napping on the couch. Other, more effective actions finally taught him not to bully me any more.

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    Kroykali  over 9 years ago

    This kid kinda looks like Jason:

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    nosirrom  over 9 years ago

    I thought he just liked giving Paige a lot of static.

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    Kristen Ehrenberger  over 9 years ago

    @QuiteDragon Vulcan made the weapons, the Cyclops made the lightning bolts: just google “who made zeus’ lightning bolts.” Here’s the top answer: http://www.ancient.eu/zeus/

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    Ermine Notyours  over 9 years ago

    By coincidence, Fantasia showed up on Netflix this morning, with a scene similar to this comic.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    “Shocking, positively shocking”…

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    Doctor11  over 9 years ago

    As I’ve said many times before, Jason clearly has a death wish.

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    skrye  over 9 years ago

    I prefer “I AM ZEUS!” as opposed to “KAZAP!”.

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    PeterFox-the ultimately based anti spammer of GC   about 3 years ago

    Guys in Percy Jackson, Jason is the son of Zeus.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Aah!! Somebody catch that grape juice before… Oh no… It’s too late.

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