OMG! All the walking back and forth to and from the buffet line. And carrying all the weight of that food, plus the plates, even. They should almost be ready for the Boston Marathon.There should be an Olympic event for them, sort of like a decathalon, only what’s the word for twenty-alon? For as many trips to the line in a specific time.Just noticed their door mat. Had a vulgar thought about its companion mat in their guest bathroom, but decided not to mention it. Trying to be a little classier this year, y’know.
Plus, they’re like full-body hazmat suits. When the frenzy is done, they can be stripped off to remove the overflow, blow-by, splatters, drips, drools, and where Burl set his reserve plate on the chair and Joy sat in it. (He ate it anyway.) .(Caution: Do NOT allow yourself to actually imagine the stripping off part, or you will wish you had splash protection yourself.) .Oh, look. Those suits are the new Olympic Gorger model with the rubber pockets.
The Dinette Set comic is pretty good but, really, it’s the comments that brings me here. I’ll bet Julie gets ideas for future comics from the comments here.
I know a gentleman. That could use rubber pockets He once mooched a ice cream and forgot and it melted in the jacket pocket it is not uncommon for him to eat a big mac or the like a week after he put in his desk. Then he complains he doesn’t know what causes his irritable bowel syndrome. He should move to Crustwood and mingle with the Pennys
mikie2 over 9 years ago
OMG! All the walking back and forth to and from the buffet line. And carrying all the weight of that food, plus the plates, even. They should almost be ready for the Boston Marathon.There should be an Olympic event for them, sort of like a decathalon, only what’s the word for twenty-alon? For as many trips to the line in a specific time.Just noticed their door mat. Had a vulgar thought about its companion mat in their guest bathroom, but decided not to mention it. Trying to be a little classier this year, y’know.
Laura Gildwarg over 9 years ago
Boston Marathon? More like Boston Market Marathon!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Plus, they’re like full-body hazmat suits. When the frenzy is done, they can be stripped off to remove the overflow, blow-by, splatters, drips, drools, and where Burl set his reserve plate on the chair and Joy sat in it. (He ate it anyway.) .(Caution: Do NOT allow yourself to actually imagine the stripping off part, or you will wish you had splash protection yourself.) .Oh, look. Those suits are the new Olympic Gorger model with the rubber pockets.
Retired Dude over 9 years ago
The Dinette Set comic is pretty good but, really, it’s the comments that brings me here. I’ll bet Julie gets ideas for future comics from the comments here.
shamest Premium Member over 9 years ago
I know a gentleman. That could use rubber pockets He once mooched a ice cream and forgot and it melted in the jacket pocket it is not uncommon for him to eat a big mac or the like a week after he put in his desk. Then he complains he doesn’t know what causes his irritable bowel syndrome. He should move to Crustwood and mingle with the Pennys
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
Re: the logo on Joy’s jacket……..maybe they’re hoping for Old Country Buffett Table Relay to eventually become an Olympic event!!