Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 05, 2015
January 04, 2015
January 06, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: Petey, did you ever give your friend Viola her present? Petey: MOM. NOT IN FRONT OF ALICE. Mom: Well, you missed all of Hanukkah. The twelfth day of Christmas is Wednesday. Petey: I'll wait for Groundhog Day. Mom: You don't give a girl a stuffed gila monster on Groundhog Day! Petey: I think it's very appropriate. Alice: What do you mean, "not in front of Alice?" EVERYTHING is in front of Alice!
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Alice has a point there.
cdward over 9 years ago
Everything is in front of Alice.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
it will be all over town, in a secondThank you Alice.
pumaman over 9 years ago
Anything behind Alice doesn’t count.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
OMG, yes! “Everything is in front of Alice!” —Yes, of course! Why didn’t I see this before? It is the Secret of the Universe!
steverinoCT over 9 years ago
Just piling up the wisdom here:“Everything is in front of Alice!”“You can’t tie a banjo man down!”
Soon we’ll have enough to run our own fortune cookie factory.
J Quest over 9 years ago
Sometimes it seems that everything is an affront to Alice, also!
Ivy Valory Premium Member over 9 years ago
Correct me if I’m wrong, but if January 6th is Epiphany (and it always is), then the 12th day of Christmas is today.
Bob. over 9 years ago
2010 CR
scyphi26 over 9 years ago
Because if it’s not in front of Alice, it doesn’t exist.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
Well, it does explain why they don’t have a third child.