Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 09, 2015
January 08, 2015
January 10, 2015
Transcript:
Computer: ... And now let's add two sticks of butter. Dad: Whatever you say, Connie. Nate: Dad. Cut it out. Dad: Cut what out? Nate: Talking to the cookie lady! She's just a Youtube video! Dad: I realize she's a video, Nate. But I happen to feel a connection with this woman that's palpable! Computer: Notice that my butter is very soft. Dad: I'll say it is. Nate: Does "palpable" mean "creepy"?
MaynardAz over 9 years ago
Marty’s cookies would have drool in them.
Comisftw over 9 years ago
Palpable means…Oh, god, it is creepy.This storyline could get seriously weird(er)…
Comisftw over 9 years ago
Actually, I knew what palpable meant.It’s just when I googled it, it came out really weird.https://www.google.co.nz/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=palpable
thewizofaz over 9 years ago
Should my kids be reading this?
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Well, I’m in love with Fritzi Ritz, so, there you go…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Of course not Nate.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
Saying it in THAT sentence, from Marty’s own mouth, just says “Doofussy”!!
Burgerkingboss over 9 years ago
Nate’s dad is in LUV!
maxdabeest over 9 years ago
yeesh
SonicFan91 about 5 years ago
What now?
Mattaisjones1 over 3 years ago
marty a simp
SamuelZhao over 3 years ago
I almost see this Connie lady moon light as a adult entertainer