Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 09, 2015
Computer: ... And now let's add two sticks of butter. Dad: Whatever you say, Connie. Nate: Dad. Cut it out. Dad: Cut what out? Nate: Talking to the cookie lady! She's just a Youtube video! Dad: I realize she's a video, Nate. But I happen to feel a connection with this woman that's palpable! Computer: Notice that my butter is very soft. Dad: I'll say it is. Nate: Does "palpable" mean "creepy"?