Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 10, 2015
Dad: Hey, what are you doing? The video's not over! nate: It's reality time, Dad. Nate: I'm Googling "Connie the Cookie Cutie" to prove to you that there's no way the two of you could ever get together! Dad: She's married, is that it? Nate: Not quite. Dad: "YouTube Baker dies of Vanilla Overdose". Nate: Sorry, big fella.