Overboard by Chip Dunham for January 03, 2015

And you just know, when the Green Ship guys come over the rail, the two of them will be fast asleep!

Good Morning Crew,There is nothing worse than a false bark at awkward moments and, Henry, if you squeezed a little harder you’d have a WMD…Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S

Good thing it wasn’t the Prep H

Wonder if they use Life Buoy Soap. Where’s Nate?

That was a coffee-spitter for me. it’s the job of one of our Border Collies to let me know when someone is at our door. He has taken it upon himself to expand that job description to everything within eyesight of the front door, and he does it just like the Overboard guys. Can’t TELL you how many times he’s raised me straight up out of a chair over someone walking down the sidewalk on the other side of the street.

Hey, they’re Cavity Guard Dogs.

It was probably just a bug walking on the railing.

Henry will smell minty fresh now. And Louie is already asleep.

Evening Folks.

I will be reading, dozing, watching TV, comfortable, quiet, and my dogs will go off like that!! I nearly have a heart attack! It’s usually just someone walking past the house with their dogs, kids on bikes, loud stereo. I think they’re trying to kill me. If I don’t have a heart attack, they’re going to knock me down and I’ll break my hip or something. I’m sure they’ll “guard” me while I’m waiting for an ambulance!

Uh-oh—looks to me like a toothpaste attack …

Good Evening, Crew.