Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 17, 2014

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    jreckard  over 9 years ago

    He tried woking the plank.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Why, wood never sausage a thing….a pizza with so much crust…rising well above his place….Saucy to the customers, hot-tempered to the staff… olive the things you don’t want in a pizza… it was a bad combo.I mean, he had to be half-baked.Not mushroom for debate …he deserved his walking peppers.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I heard he was caught playing hide the pepperoni with that hot and saucy little calzone.

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    shipl14  over 9 years ago

    You wanna pizza me?

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