Transcript:
June: Ralph, I'm going to toss the salad.
Ralph: ? Siri, when my wife says, "I'm going to toss the salad," what is she really telling me?
Phone: She's telling you to come sit down at the dinner table now!
Ralph: Thank goodness for modern technology!
LeoAutodidact over 9 years ago
“Born without a Cluuuu-uuue!”
Proginoskes over 9 years ago
Well, according to the Urban Dictionary, …
Mhendricks over 9 years ago
I was wondering where they were going with that one!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Siri, the female interpreter. Just don’t take directions from her, she will likely direct you to a secret research facility that even the government did not know they had.
athomas917 over 9 years ago
Totalloser Premium Member over 9 years ago
Luckily Siri did not use the Urban Dictionary meaning of Tossing a Salad
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
She means that she is done waiting for you and is tossing the salad in the trash; you steak entree will be next.
zippykatz over 9 years ago
It means the salad gave her salmonella…
Retired Dude over 9 years ago
If Honeybunch had said ‘Ralph, come to dinner’ he would never have heard her.
Mike Rofone over 9 years ago
Here’s a good example
alondra over 9 years ago
As long as she doesn’t say she’s gonna toss her cookies…
paullp Premium Member over 9 years ago
My father used to toss the salad. One of my mother’s favorite stories about him concerns how she did all the work of preparing the vegetables for the salad. Then my dad would put it all together and serve it, and get raves from their guests for the wonderful salad he made.
comedynut over 9 years ago
I have Cortana on my phone. and she is very nice….
bowtiedaddy over 9 years ago
Where’s the scrambled eggs?
beaver48612 over 9 years ago
“Toss the salad”… giggity! :-)