The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 09, 2014
November 08, 2014
November 10, 2014
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Mr. Veeblefester: Ah, Thornapple - just the man I was looking for! Mr. Veeblefester: Would you be so good as to run to the coffee shop and buy me a cappuccino? Brutus: Sure, Chief! Mr. Veeblefester: Here's enough for you to also buy one for yourself - my treat! Brutus: Thanks, Chief. Will do. Brutus: I'm back! Mr. Veeblefester: Just one cappuccino? Did you drink yours already? Brutus: No - on the way back, I tripped and dropped one. Mr. Veeblefester: That is a shame. Would you hand me mine? Brutus: Oh, this is my cappuccino. Yours was the one I dropped!
ladykat over 9 years ago
Oh no, Brutus, you don’t understand, it’s always yours that gets dropped.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
He understands very well. But the boss’s low expectations have kept him employed this long.
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
“Boss, give me another $6.00 and I will go back and get one for you. For $4.00 on top of that, I will throw in a biscotti.”
danlarios over 9 years ago
I know an idiot just like him his boss gave him some money to bet when he went to las vegas when he came back I asked him if he won he answered no but his boss did duuh
SHAKENDOWN over 9 years ago
Amazingly, they were out of cup holders & paper/plastic bags @ his time of purchase.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Finally Brutus you stood up to that old goat! You rock, Mister!